You may leave now. I got your message loud and clear. I understand now that I must have reached that magic age. No longer can I sit and eat delicious fudge, cookies, candy, and other yummy holiday goodies for days and days and expect to go back to normal. Yes, I received that message when I went to put on some pants and they seemed a bit tighter than usual.
Now I feel old and overweight. Thank you very much.
P.S.--I suppose the real message may have been to enjoy the true meaning of Christmas instead of getting excited about fudge?! :)